YOU MIGHT BE AN IRISH DANCER IF...


Every time you hear Irish music, your feet start tapping.
You can't remember sitting still for 5 minutes straight. Ever.
Your parents can't recall the last time you walked from one room to the next.
Your feet are faster than your computer.
You're not sure how to spell "real" anymore.
You are completely comfortable wearing orange the colour of a traffic cone.
Your ipod has at least four playlists that feature music played on an accordian.
You can finish this song lyric: "Tell me ma when I go home...."
You think that purple, lime green and gold actually go very nicely together.
You feel the need to accent everything you own with Swarovski crystals.
You look forward to St. Patrick's Day more than Christmas or your birthday.
Your two-page Language Arts report on your favourite extracurricular activity is 15 pages long.
"Scoil Rince Bhriomhar" is scribbled on your school notebooks and people think you know Latin. Or Klingon.