You Might Be an Irish Dancer If...

Every time you hear Irish music, your feet start tapping.

You can't remember sitting still for 5 minutes. Ever.

Your parents can't recall the last time you "walked" around the house.

Your feet are faster than your computer.

You're not sure how to spell "real" anymore.

You are comfortable wearing orange the color of a traffic cone.

You consider Irish dance shoes to be very attractive, and the perfect accent to any outfit for any occasion.

Your music collection includes at least 4 CD's that feature music played on an accordian.

You have the "Glasgow Reel" and "King of the Fairies" as Favourites on your IPod.

You can finish this song lyric: "Tell me ma, when I go home..."

You think that purple, lime green, and gold actually go very well together.

You know that 7's and 3's CAN be done during class under your desk.

In gym class, you automatically turn your toes out, cross your feet and point your toes.

You can do a reel or a hornpipe to any song you hear on the radio.

You look forward to St. Patrick's Day almost as much as Christmas or your Birthday

Whenever something comes on TV about Irish Dancing, five of your friends call and tell you to make sure you're watching.

You are regularly asked by people to "Do one of your jig thingies!"

Your two-page Language Arts report on your favorite activity is fifteen pages long.

"Scoil Rince Bhriomhar" is scribbled on your school notebooks and people think you know Latin. Or Klingon.

"There is a vitality, a life-force, an energy, a quickening that is translated through you into action. And because there is only one of you in all of time, this expression is unique" (Martha Graham, Choreographer & Dancer, 1894-1991)